PEEKAABOO

A friend of mine confessed, “ I like to peek through women’s handbag. You’ll be surprise on what’s inside. Women always amuse me!”

Well, these are mine! (After eliminating KTM tickets, receipts, candy wrapper, mobile phone, mobile phone charger, and other things in which, i rather not disclose :P ).

Not too amusing, I presume!

Let's play doctor.

I feel sick but I really don't have a reason to feel this way.
It's been a week and I don't have a fever.
I feel flushed and dizzy. No matter how much i drink, i’m still thirsty.


Chronically dehydrated? Perhaps?

we took the wrong route and ended up at the place we want to be

Went out shopping with my charming B.F . It was trully a stange experience:

He carried all my bags. And he doesn’t yell when I took the wrong route.

He is almost like Stella, only, he’s not into expensive food :P

We had 2 Ikea hot dog and talk for hours. My mouth went so dry, I almost vomit :P

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Spotted in facebook

Question 15
Pelajar manakah membuat lawak kontroversi tersebut dalam buletin Kelab Bahasa Inggeris tahun 2003?:

"Why don't sharks eat african (black) people?
They think its whale poop."

a) Syed Muzani, 5 Harmoni
b) Fitra, 5 Damai
c) Sanaa Muhammad, 5 Harmoni (Correct Answer)
d) Mohd Nor Hafiz, 5 Bakti

*OUCH! Bila i buat? I'm so mean!!

Dear KTM

Mirror mirror on the wall. Guide me to the most comfortable shoes ever!

Saya yg jeles!

Jelesnya!!!

My friend ada 3 peminat. Kenapa i sornag pun takde ni.

"What your secret?" I asked
"Just be yourself," she replied.

Geez! I've been doing that for 23 years! Tak jadi pun.

I'm jealous bit"h! :P